My brother went on a “date” tonight. Not sure how I feel about this.


Date someone who looks at you the way Mark Ruffalo looks at Paul Rudd.

So one of my best friend literally told me that he didn’t want me around tonight.


Do you ever want to talk to someone but

1) You feel like you’re bothering them or coming off clingy
2) You don’t have anything to say, you just want to talk to them
3) You don’t know how to hold a conversation to save your life 



Avengers 2 Age of ultron sneak peek comic con (x)


  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it